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This blog is everything.. I like food, boys and one direction. you've been warned..
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*thinks about the future for three seconds*
*has a mental breakdown that lasts three weeks*
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Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
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my life plan is to one day be walking down the street and run into my favourite band member and pretend i don’t know who they are and act like i don’t run a blog dedicated to their existence and start a normal conversation and then they will think “wow she’s pretty cool and she’s not a crazed fan i’m going to ask her out for dinner” and then 5 years after we’re married i’ll say
i knew you were in the band
i knew
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*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?”
haha owned you’re going to jail(via cheerupsmelly)
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i hate people who write “tried so hard not to reblog this”
really??
really????????
dID YOU REALLY TRY SO HARD
DID YOU BEGIN TO BLEED AS YOU SCROLLED PAST
HAVE YOU FELT THE DEMON INSIDE YOU CONTROLLING YOUR BODY AND TRYING TO REBLOG
TELL ME
HOW HARD DID YOU TRY
HOW
HARD
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